Tuesday, January 6, 2009

New Year's Resolutions

1. When somebody asks where the Bestseller's Section is, I will not say, "Right behind you, six feet away, directly below the big sign that says "Bestsellers."

2. When somebody asks where the photocopier is, I will not say, "Eight feet behind me. It's the large device with the big sign over it that says "Copier."

I'm sure there will be more. Oh wait, here we go:

3. If somebody asks where the tax forms are and they have to pass them in order to ask me, I will not commit nor will I contemplate committing any violent acts.

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