A woman in her sixties came up to the desk and asked, "Where are your storylines?"
I've been working in libraries a while, but this was a new one. I used my usual question to elicit more information about whatever it was she wanted. "Could you tell me a little more about storylines?"
She gave me the "you moron" look that I am, to my distress, all to familiar with.
It took a little time, but I got it. Any guesses about what storylines might be?