Desperately Seeking Literature

I would have been happy enough with this little piece of paper that a colleague retrieved from near an Interweb computer, but the back story made it even better. She had approached an Interweb patron to kick him out for looking at inappropriate images on our delicate equipment. In between his enthusiastic excursions to the nether reaches of the Interweb, though, he had been searching for and downloading stories from a website called Literotica to his USB drive . Presumably this note contains his literotic preferences in order. Anyone have any thoughts about the meaning of #1? Let's applaud him for #2 and #3, though, and hope that #4 went unwritten due to something other than shame.