Saturday, January 16, 2010

What I Have Learned About Scottish History

What I have learned about the history of the great nation and people of Scotland in the 18th and 19th centuries from looking at the covers of romance novels.

1. Scottish men had plenty of time to work out and, most likely, put stuff like Creatine and whey powder in their oatmeal.
2. Scottish men had plenty of time to shave their chests.
3. The weather in Scotland used to be way nicer back in the old days, since the kilties felt no need to wear shirts.

Next Up: What I learned about werewolves (hint: they're REALLY SEXY if you can overlook the fleas and occasional mange).


DeskSlave said...

Oops, almost forgot! Hairdressing technology in Scotland was quite advanced, enabling the average lad to have terrific-looking hair all the time.

shushie said...

I have learned that Scottish men occasionally keep wolves or powerful looking birds as pets/companions!