Just Remember

When you don't follow the directions and you accidentally make a photocopy of the inside of the copier lid rather than printing off the dreadfully important thing you printed from the internet computer, print, please proceed to the reference desk and treat the person at the desk like the printer is broken and that this person broke it. Wave the sheet of paper about, demanding to know what the problem is. GET THE DIME BACK. It's critically important to GET THE EFFING DIME BACK. After all, it's a dime. When the meek employee shows you where you went wrong while paying for your print with a shiny, new library dime, show no remorse for your bad behavior. Continue glowering.