What Sexy Means

You know what’s sexier than a podgy, 55-year-old with a none-too-tidy, grey ponytail? A podgy, 55-year-old with a none-too-tidy, grey ponytail who is sitting at Computer Number 14 picking his nose.

As comedian Greg Proops once pointed out: the only males who should have ponytails are ponies. On them, the ponytail is adorable.