A New Game You Can Play at Your Library

I call it "Match the Two-Year-Old." Here's how you play. First, find some two year old wandering the stacks, randomly pulling stuff off the shelves. Then, scrutinize the two-year-old and, in a manner that won't make anybody think you're trying to make off with the little toddler, find the parent who should have, by law and by all standards of decency, been looking after the child. Points are awarded randomly based on how many guesses it takes. No points at all if the parent finds you first. Please: no racial profiling! Ready? Begin!