Thursday, July 29, 2010

This Might Be a Little Hard to Believe

But if you tell me a few plot points about a book (like it's about a kid with psychic powers who gets kidnapped, or it's about dragons that can only fly at night), and it doesn't ring a bell and you persist on dredging up irrelevant bit after irrelevant bit (like one of the characters was named Ken or was it Carl? or the girl's friend limped) the larding on of such details isn't going to help.

But you know what would help? Brushing your teeth. Flossing. No, it won't get your book found, but it will keep a certain deskslave from calculating the number of minutes until the day is over.

1 comment:

Dances With Keyboards said...

At least they didn't tell you that it was red, and written by "that FEMALE author."