300 movies

A patron came to the desk and said that he had read in the newspaper that we had just gotten 300 new movies in and wanted to know where they were. Naturally, I stuttered and panicked began my patient reference interview. Eventually I figured out that it wasn't a newspaper, but the city's newsletter which is sent to every household in town. And it wasn't 300 new movies. Rather, it was the new movie, 300. You know, battle of Thermopolae, Persians, Spartans, Special Effects. Our copies were all checked out and had a million holds on them.